Monday 8 October 2012

Same old Sexist, Ageist, Phallocentric Rape narrative

the world ain't black and white you morons~!

It's the 21st century and yet according to some, rape is still exclusively a males-only club!
This is the not the 1950s anymore when only heterosexual men could be rapists....HELLO!!

There's digit-rape, lesbian rape, statutory hots-for-the-teacher rape, birth rape, raped-by-the-gaze rape, rape by logic and self-rape, to just name a few. Women have fingers, eyes and a sense of self just like men, HELLO!!

How in hell could someone be so ignorant these days? Pushing an phallocentric narrative of rape on us new-agey strictly-inclusive folks who have discovered all kinds of novel uses of vaginas and limp-dicks?  For the slow and naive, relevant to this context, rape-by-vagina and limp-dick rapaciousness.

Please someone send back these ignoramuses to 17th century where they belong. Oh wait, even the 17th century people were more gender-egalitarian than these dinosaurs:

The Massachusetts Bay Colony prohibited wife-beating as early as 1655. The edict states: "No man shall strike his wife nor any woman her husband on penalty of such fine not exceeding ten pounds for one offense, or such corporal punishment as the County shall determine." 

If any of your ignoramuses are reading this, please have some shame and take your at least 16th century ass-backward attitudes and shove them up your pleasure-makers and leave us folks alone. Please!

Statutory rape statutes display the severe ageism prevalent in our society, when what we really need right now is law to prevent senile rape where anyone having sex with those over the age of 30 should be charged with senile rape. Them old-folks don't understand this century, they are beyond help.
Their senility not as a result of decaying brain-function but due to the fact that our progressive society has left them so far behind that we might as well be speaking a different language.

Tuesday 2 October 2012

Neanderthal Generalization

"you knuckle-dragging neanderthal go back to those times"

Neanderthals were a far more gender-egalitarian species than homo sapiens(so what if they went extinct?), and therefore feminists should stop using them as an insult for any chauvinistic cunt they come across.
For one, even if the neanderthals were the ultimate chauvinists, it's generalizing neanderthals and not all neanderthals were like that, and secondly, they were not chauvinists even though they lived far before women's movement.

So feminists would do well to issue an apology to neanderthals and their possible descendants for dragging their good name through male chauvinist sludge.