Same old Sexist, Ageist, Phallocentric Rape narrative

the world ain't black and white you morons~!

It's the 21st century and yet according to some, rape is still exclusively a males-only club!
This is the not the 1950s anymore when only heterosexual men could be rapists....HELLO!!

There's digit-rape, lesbian rape, statutory hots-for-the-teacher rape, birth rape, raped-by-the-gaze rape, rape by logic and self-rape, to just name a few. Women have fingers, eyes and a sense of self just like men, HELLO!!

How in hell could someone be so ignorant these days? Pushing an phallocentric narrative of rape on us new-agey strictly-inclusive folks who have discovered all kinds of novel uses of vaginas and limp-dicks?  For the slow and naive, relevant to this context, rape-by-vagina and limp-dick rapaciousness.

Please someone send back these ignoramuses to 17th century where they belong. Oh wait, even the 17th century people were more gender-egalitarian than these dinosaurs:

The Massachusetts Bay Colony prohibited wife-beating as early as 1655. The edict states: "No man shall strike his wife nor any woman her husband on penalty of such fine not exceeding ten pounds for one offense, or such corporal punishment as the County shall determine." 

If any of your ignoramuses are reading this, please have some shame and take your at least 16th century ass-backward attitudes and shove them up your pleasure-makers and leave us folks alone. Please!

Statutory rape statutes display the severe ageism prevalent in our society, when what we really need right now is law to prevent senile rape where anyone having sex with those over the age of 30 should be charged with senile rape. Them old-folks don't understand this century, they are beyond help.
Their senility not as a result of decaying brain-function but due to the fact that our progressive society has left them so far behind that we might as well be speaking a different language.

Neanderthal Generalization

"you knuckle-dragging neanderthal go back to those times"

Neanderthals were a far more gender-egalitarian species than homo sapiens(so what if they went extinct?), and therefore feminists should stop using them as an insult for any chauvinistic cunt they come across.
For one, even if the neanderthals were the ultimate chauvinists, it's generalizing neanderthals and not all neanderthals were like that, and secondly, they were not chauvinists even though they lived far before women's movement.

So feminists would do well to issue an apology to neanderthals and their possible descendants for dragging their good name through male chauvinist sludge.

The Real Racists

are the people who proudly tout their anti-racist credentials by telling others how they were always shafted by people of their own race, and that those experiences have made them see the light of reason about racism.
Their thinking goes that racism is wrong because it is always generalizing to a group of people qualities that only a few of them actually display. The irony of the situation is lost on them. And so is the fact that they are dehumanizing people of other races by not thinking that they might also shaft them and shaft them well and proper.

Alexandra Stan - Lollipop

Because I'm delicious

and no one disagrees.

While at the first glance Ms. Stan seems to be just another attention-shoring woman, what with her skin-exposing hi-jinks and the lyrics which sound sexually suggestive, a very different picture emerges when one considers  the lyrics of her work more delicately.

Let's consider the opening stanza:

'I like the candy
I like the chocolate
The ice-cream is very good
But, I just love my lollipop'

The last word is where the title of the song derives from, and hence it's important to notice what it signifies.

It isn't 'a lollipop' or 'the lollipop' but 'my lollipop',  as in, she loves her lollipop and not just any other lollipop but her own personal lollipop. Once one has looked past their own generalizations about slutty women in music videos, the meaning of the song becomes crystal clear.

This song is a punch to the patriarchy where it hurts the most. Well, a little above, but it still hurts like hell.

Ms. Stan is breaking the monopoly of the phallocracy perpetuated by the patriarchy. She isn't just another attention-shoring woman with oodles of skin-exposing hi-jinks but a champion of trans-women, women with 'lollipops' and in the case of women who were born with female genitals, a champion of a certain paraphernalia.

The point is doubly impressed upon by erecting the members of those sexist members of the cis-class who sexually objectify women like Ms. Stan. What a way to remind them of their hetero-normative privileged existence!


Ms. Stan's emphasis on gender-equality is also noted in another part of the song:


When I walk in the club
Baby what you gonna do
Cuz' all the boys they want me too
All the girls they want me too



We're all sure they do.